Well, This Is Surprising

Huh.

I've recently discovered I possess a weirdly specific skill:

I can write science-themed songs set to the tune of folksongs

for kindergarteners and first graders.

Presented for your singing enjoyment:

This is sung to the tune "Clementine",

which to refresh your memory goes like this:

Oh my darlin', oh my darlin', oh my darlin', Clementine,

you are lost and gone forever,

Oh my darlin', Clementine.

I plan to be topping the charts soon with my crow's-voice rendition of

"Thunder" 

(sung to "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")

and "Hurricanes"

(sung to "Michael, Row Your Boat Ashore".)