Well, technically, thank God for cat litter.
The Girl dropped an entire bottle of olive oil on our nasty kitchen tile floor. How to clean up the goo? Salt? Nah, it turns out that was how to clean up raw egg. Then I thought....
CAT LITTER!
It did indeed turn out to be the World's Best, as it nicely soaked up what felt like three gallons of olive oil.
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