Showing posts with label I don't know what Lady Mary has between her legs but it's dangerous and not in a good way. Show all posts
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Saturday, March 2, 2013

Get Yer Abbey On!

Did you watch this show?


Despite its PBS pedigree,
Downton Abbey is the soapiest of soaps, 
a category of TV I gave up more than thirty years ago
when I realized that no one would ever be allowed to be happy
for more than a season or two.

How soapy is it?

Well in season one, this elegant, (seemingly) reserved British lady...


... killed this pillow-lipped character...


IN HER BED.

It's true!
Lady Mary, she of the demure little hats,
slept with the naughty Ambassador Pamuk and somehow 
killed 
him 
dead.

Like I said, 
SOAP CITY.


BUT!
While I may roll my eyes at the often-unbelievable shenanigans
of these Brits and their servants,
I will always come back for the FASHIONS!

Just look at these ladies!


I swoon!

And what about these wedding dresses?


I love those veils!
(And btw, I think the much-maligned Lady Edith on the right
actually looks better than her Mean Girl sister Lady Mary on the left.)

But it wasn't only the wedding finery that caught my eye;
there were also a few shots of how the village had prepared for Lady Mary's wedding:


So simple, but so pretty, right?
Bunting is evidently an English thing 
that has happily become more and more popular across the pond.

I dig it, so I decided to make some for my Etsy shop!




I did an earlier tutorial  for how to do these yourself,
but if you're interested in skipping the sewing machine
 I have both a listing for a single string and a listing for three strings in my shop.

What do you think Lady Mary?


She's excited.  I can tell.