I moved a pot, and what did I find?
Sweet mama jamma, a slug as big as my thumb!
You don't believe how big it was?
JUST LOOK!
Slug shown with a large spool for scale, and a leafy offering --
an offering given in the hopes it
wouldn't ooze
up my arm
to
my
HEAD.
('Sup, Fry? I miss you!)
And -- this is the worst part -- you can actually see INSIDE the slug!
AUGH!!
What am I SEEING inside that slug?
Is it its heart?
Its sluggy BRAIN?!?
GROOOOOSSS!!
So... what did you do with the slug? I won't believe you if you say you picked it up.
ReplyDeleteEw, no! I eased it onto a 5" x 7" card, and tossed it over the fence. Except for banana slugs, I've never seen one so big! (TWSS)
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